Promises to Keep

Is anime merch an acceptable thing to ask for my 20th birthday?

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

(Source: filharmagic)

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motherfuckingsassmaster:

okay i need you to imagine

for one solitary second

in a world occupied by both starfleet and pokemon

cmo leonard mccoy

being assigned

psyduck

My dog is scratching at the floor when my parents have to drive to Baltimore early tomorrow morning.

That pup is gonna be in troooouuuubllllllee.

I had to make a new ebay account because I couldn’t log in BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A SECURITY KEY WHAT IS A SECURITY KEY

WHY IS THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER ON FILE FOR ME MY HOME PHONE NUMBER

WHICH MY PARENTS GOT RID OF TWO YEARS AGO?!!?

ohheyitskt:

blueaugustsuns:

You know Katey like half of this organizing/cleaning is for you because while YOU might be okay with mess my mom has instilled in me a great fear of anything dirty being around when there are guests.

Even when I lived with that guest.

Even when that guest saw me blog in a towel for hours.

Ah yes, I often reflect fondly on our towel-blogging days.

I’m excited to see your hoooooome

Hope you like overexcited dogs and asshole cats because that’s what you’re gonna get!

Origin: blueaugustsuns  |  Via: ohheyitskt

I really want to see Epic but apparently the girl’s name is Mary Katherine?

Not sure if that’d be awesome or awful to sit through.

My brother was complaining about this old woman who was talking to his group at work today.

He’s basically a laborer for the city, and this old lady has apparently seen his group working and talks to them.

Today he was bitching about her giving them snacks to give them “energy.”

They were swiss cake rolls.

My brother was complaining about a sweet old lady giving his entire group swiss cake rolls.

I DON’T CARE IF THEY AREN’T WHAT YOU LIKE YOU BE GRATEFUL YOU ASSHOLE.

abigail-rising:

The Korean promos speak to me on a spiritual level.

Origin: abigail-rising  |  Via: lagertha-lodbrok

I have just been informed that Katey is staying in my room during her stay.

Katey I hope you don’t mind a legion of stuffed animals staring at you while you sleep.

I finally got to Meilin!

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

Origin: cottoncandy-dreams  |  Via: braavosis
coelasquid:

zombee:

ahahaHAHAHAAHA
whuuuuuuuuuuuut

Have a problem, find a solution

coelasquid:

zombee:

ahahaHAHAHAAHA

whuuuuuuuuuuuut

Have a problem, find a solution

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