February 2012
sherlock-headcanon:
Anthea and Mycroft are married, but they’re both actually gay. Mycroft hit a point in his career when it become politically convenient to have a family, but coming out would be controversial. Anthea has never been able to hold down a girlfriend because Mycroft and her job always came first, so she agrees to marry him for a pay raise, and they move in together when the legal...
twinfools:
notmusa:
what if your farts sounded like screams
Terrifying
Oddly entertaining.
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
goddessofcheese:
vanessacsketch:
bellisadinosaur:
crying a little at the accuracy of this one
mypatronusisyou:
“Taylor Swift says her new album will be about an “absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak,”
oh my god, Taylor Swift is writing about heartbreak?
NO WAY
what the fuck is next, JK Rowling writing about magic?
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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The 1st dancing GIF in your folder is now your...
lunalovedgood:
juna42kela:
sweet-forget-me-not:
theexjerkxmizfit:
chrisjerich0s:
who won’t this attract?
My gigantic invisible cock is hard from this..
(Oh, and that is my 1st GIF)
But I dance like this normally…….
all dem bitches
I will win every heart.
Gonna get some ass with this.
Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:
valeria2067:
valeria2067:
“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay...
claraficati0n:
May there never be a day when a Presidential candidate looks nothing like an SNL cast member
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The 8th gif in your folder is what your soul is...
hobbitlocked:
thegreathufflepuffseb:
holmeslice:
hotel-denouement:
bexxington:
alicemasked:
sassy-gay-karkat:
sirlalonde:
striderprovider:
zombieskully:
delusional-careers:
sassy-gay-beluga-whale:
dirty-dirty-hedgehog:
uh
no thank you
oh
o
….huh
ok
Ice cream trucks okay
wow really accurate
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goddessofcheese:
sexymittens:
sillysheepness:
courteneypinky:
This is honestly the best thing ive ever seen.
i bet he gets a lot of bitches
can i met guy who does this please
Marry me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found the perfect man.
I can’t—
Awesome.